Nicole's Definitive List Of The Sneaky ("This Is How I Blog II")

Another thing that spawned from an early morning at work.

Nicole's Definitive List Of The Sneaky

A.k.a. Things you can buy from the shop that probably make you a criminal of some sort in Nicole's warped mind:

• Fire-proof boxes
• Cross-cut paper shredders
• Invisible ink pens
• Bubble wrap
• Oral B electric toothbrush
• Butane gas
• Pitchfork
• Swimming pool cover
• Rubber gloves
• Diving equipment
• Petrol-fuelled chainsaw

I have seven hours at work tomorrow morning. I'm going into the lion's den..