Horse porn - a night at the theatre.

The other night I went to see Equus at the theatre with some of my English class. And by that I mean 'Me, Evan and Aaron went to the theatre with Ms Brz and Miss G to see naked people'.

Okay? Glad we got that cleared up.

You've all heard of Equus, right? It was the play that Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) got naked in.

You have? (<- possibly NSFW)

Well, we went to see that. I had NO idea what I was gonna be exposed to when I sat down. Basically it's about a guy who is well and truly effed up in the head and he rides horses naked yelling "I WANT TO BE ON YOU, ON YOU, IN YOU, WHAT THE FUCK, OH MY GOD, EQUUS, AHHH! AAAAAHHH! Amen." naked.

I know.

I just felt sorry for the guy that played the horse.

Sadly no one got naked, which is pretty much why I went to see the damn play in the first place.

To compensate, I spent the last ten minutes trying to see up the leg of lead male's shorts because that's exactly what I'm like, which is kinda unfortunate for everyone who knows me - particularly Evan and Aaron who had to put up with me shuffling around to get the best view.

We were going to go to the pub but after arguing with Evan for something like twenty minutes about whether or not he was underage (at 16 he most definitely is, mini-beard or no mini-beard) we ended up in the oh-so-Klassy McDonalds eating McFlurries and fries and trying to hypnotize each other at midnight or something. (Who goes to McDonalds on a late-night Thursday, really?)

And then I rolled into bed at 1am feeling rather... ahh... cultural.

And that is essentially all I've been doing since I left off last time.

Except today when I woke up to a naked Matt and a naked Ali in my bed.



But that's a story for another time.